texasassy:

what you say: tru

what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

(Source: stripedsweater)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

image

emilysachs:

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

i’m reblogging this twice

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

image

stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

(Source: selmezs)

(Source: mathsdebater)

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

(Source: alphabitches)

shylilfangirl:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

this is my favorite so far

(Source: mlghaxor)

zaughty:

This is so cute

zaughty:

This is so cute

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

(Source: shittyteenblog)

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

(Source: 1kidsentertainment)

chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

(Source: executive-privilege)